Wednesday, August 22, 2007

The Confessional


The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest suggests," Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand.... and try saying things like, 'I see', 'yes', 'go on', and 'I understand'."

The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.

The old priest says,"Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, "No shit?.... what happened next?"

2 comments:

Valerie Dykstra said...

you know i can no longer lift stuff off your blog. did you do that on purpose? please email this to me. i know lots of people who'll get a kick out of this.

Jones said...

no, i have no idea why you can't lift stuff, i'm nowhere near that techy, i'll mail it to you.