Wednesday, August 01, 2007

How To Tell The Sex Of A Fly


A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies" he responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,

"3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone. "

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